Fiction Woes

I want to write some fiction to post here, but I just can't. I've tried, but sitting at this desk in this chair, I can't relaxe enough to let creative ideas come to me. It sounds like such a spoiled thing to say, but I need a laptop, badly. I need to be able to sit on the couch, word processor open, and type away. I need to know that all my work, all the works-in-progress, are in my control, and private, until I decide to make them available to others.

I hope I get a new computer soon.